The Daily Webbster

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May 24

I really doubt anyone still follows this but...

Tuesday might be my last day in Fresno and as a Fresno State Student.  Those of you who still follow and I don’t see by then, I’m sorry that I couldn’t leave on my own terms but if I am lucky, I will be back in the fall for my last chance to stay in Fresno.  I just want to know if I come back, would I have any support for me to stay in Fresno because I wish to prove my parents wrong and show them that I am not being taken advantage of but will always have people backing me.  My goal in life now is to leave Fresno State as a graduate.  Please help me achieve this because I have not been able to do it alone.

Thomas Webb Sackett

March 21
Don’t Fucking Fall Asleep On My Couch

Don’t Fucking Fall Asleep On My Couch

March 18
thedailywhat: Domestic Violence Parody of the Day: Poking fun at domestic violence is in poor taste. Then again, so is domestic violence. And, as we all know, two wrongs make a right. So… enjoy! (Click here for high-res.) [via.] Hmmmmm, i wonder, did they have something like this when brittany shaved her head

thedailywhat:

Domestic Violence Parody of the Day: Poking fun at domestic violence is in poor taste. Then again, so is domestic violence. And, as we all know, two wrongs make a right. So… enjoy!

(Click here for high-res.)

[via.]

Hmmmmm, i wonder, did they have something like this when brittany shaved her head
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thedailywhat: Design Concept of the Day: “Chopsticks Aid” by Jaroslav Kucera. This generation’s spork? [h/t.] best invention ever

thedailywhat:

Design Concept of the Day: “Chopsticks Aid” by Jaroslav Kucera.

This generation’s spork?

[h/t.]

best invention ever
March 16
imprettymuchtheshit: Change is good! Thanks President Obama! how did i know this was gonna surface on the internet soon

imprettymuchtheshit:

Change is good! Thanks President Obama!
how did i know this was gonna surface on the internet soon
March 13

And i remember when cartoons used to be so innocent. and yes I’m back

February 11
riseaxelblog: nickkroll: Whoa, whoa, whoa!!! Nobody told me he’s a lefty!! I want my vote back! I call bullshit! <sarcasm> We’ve been duped!  A lefty?  Wow, is he still looking for the “minority” sympathy.   </sarcasm> you better not call bullshit, but yeah still the minority sympathy

riseaxelblog:

nickkroll:

Whoa, whoa, whoa!!! Nobody told me he’s a lefty!! I want my vote back! I call bullshit!

<sarcasm>

We’ve been duped!  A lefty?  Wow, is he still looking for the “minority” sympathy.  

</sarcasm>

you better not call bullshit, but yeah still the minority sympathy
January 18

SuperBowl Teams

The AFC Champions — Pittsburgh Steelers
The NFC Champions — Arizona Cardinals

Who will win Superbowl XVIII?

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thedailywhat: Photo of the Day: From today’s anti-Israel protest in Melbourne, Australia. Bad egg or frighteningly overlooked trend? [via.] Are you fucking kidding me

thedailywhat:

Photo of the Day: From today’s anti-Israel protest in Melbourne, Australia.

Bad egg or frighteningly overlooked trend?

[via.]

Are you fucking kidding me
January 13

Most interesting news story I have ever heard...

Police: Man sold 14-year-old daughter into marriage for cash, beer
Posted: 12:45 PM ET

By Ashley Broughton
CNN
(CNN) — A California man sold his 14-year-old daughter to an 18-year-old man for cash, beer and meat — then called police when the prospective bridegroom didn’t live up to his end of the deal, authorities said Tuesday.


Marcelino de Jesus Martinez, 36, of Greenfield, California, was arrested Monday and booked into the Monterey County Jail, Greenfield police said in a statement. He faces felony charges of receiving money for causing a person to cohabitate, police said.


Martinez had arranged through a third party to have his daughter marry the older teenager, identified by authorities as Margarito de Jesus Galindo, of Gonzales, California. In exchange, Galindo was to pay Martinez $16,000 and provide him with 160 cases of beer; 100 cases of soda; 50 cases of Gatorade; six cases of meat and two cases of wine, Greenfield Police Chief Joe Grebmeier told CNN.